Tuesday, 25 April 2017

Naughty Clothes Pegs, Swears and Humiliation

When I started this blog I mentioned that I've been trying to get over my insecurities and inhibitions and exploring 'me'. Part of my adventure has included talking to people with all sorts of different kinks and fetishes.

The one thing that I've come across a number of times is humiliation or degradation. 

I'm a totally sweary mother fucker. I LOVE swears! But I just cannot bring myself to belittle and demean someone. I'm a total pussy. I just can't do it. And I'm not down with being called names myself...

Ok, maybe there are few names I can deal with...

I'll have you know I did give it the old college try! This fellow was looking for someone to read a script he'd written that contained all sorts of degradation and filthy name calling. I volunteered. I did it. It ain't my thing.

But hey, I'm not the judgy sort! Whatever floats your boat, turns your crank and sets your sails. In fact, I've come up with a sheet of Naughty Names that you can download if that's your thing. Just pop down to the bottom of this post to download it.

They're sort of perfect for making naughty clothespegs for pinching your dirty little sub... or just because they're useful and sweary (just like me!)

Whatever your reason, whatever you dirty little heart desires, I hope you have plenty of fun with it. Enjoy!

Tuesday, 11 April 2017

Sparkly Foot Unicorns (or Getting Weird for a Good Cause)

Just look at these....

Sparkly mutha fucker footprint unicorns. Can you even stand the cuteness?

This is not my idea. It's a slightly grown-upper version of a kids craft. I figured I'm a big kid, plus this would be fun to do drunk AND my foot fetish buddies would get a kick out of it AND sparkly unicorns!

After I posted my first attempt at these, I was asked if I might donate one to a charity auction. I'm not sure how much my feets will fetch, but I'm absolutely down with trying to raise a few extra pennies for The Marvelle Koffler Breast Centre at Mount Sinai Hospital. Because fuck cancer.

Anyway, they were a ton of fun to do and here's how to make your own...

Gather all your stuff. You'll need water, a towel and wash cloth, paper or canvas, acrylic paint, a brush, a pallet/dish, glue and glitter. Pink toenails help... I don't know why... they just do.

Rather than dip your foot in a tray of paint, it is much easier to paint the bottom of your foot. Water the paint down, apply, then step diagonally onto a piece of paper. 

Work quickly before the paint has time to dry. Also, remember to position your footprint so that there is room for the horn and mane.

This is really messy business, especially if you make this after a glass (or three) of something boozy. Consider your work area before you start, and remember that towel! You do not want to be hobbling through the house with a painty foot.

When your print has kinda sorta dried you can add the cascaded mane...

... and the horn too. I didn't get too picky here. I just sort of blocked those extra bits in.

It doesn't really matter which side of the foot the horn is added to, the pinky side or the big toe, but I think it looks especially cute when you use the big toe as an ear like below.

Once the mane and the horn are dry, add some black edges to give definition and detailing.

Then add glue and go nuts with the glitter.

For my charity unicorns I used canvas instead of paper. I also prepped the background with a wash of blue paint and added stars and hearts... because apparently unicorns and glitter just aren't enough.

That's it! Easy peasy. The auction will take place at a live event, but you can still donate to The Marvelle Koffler Breast Centre at Mount Sinai Hospital HERE.

Sparkle on weirdos!

Saturday, 8 April 2017

Dirty Little Secrets Box

I was sent a sample Hidden Drawer Book Box - ATC Size from AlphaStamps and found it a smidge tight for my chunky ATC's so decided to put it to another use.

A little black box to of dirty secrets!

My wonderful crafty buddy (Hiya Lori!) sent me a box of gorgeous fabric samples recently. There were all sorts of beautiful silk squares included. I thought this black silk with golden tassel embroidery would be perfection for this.

Inside I've used paper I've been hoarding from Graphic 45's Bird Song. I think the combination is pretty lush and just right for storing tiny sexy tidbits.

Years ago there might have been some nude pictures or naughty post cards popped into that little drawer... but it's a different time so I'm using it to store my digital naughtiness!

Need your own wee secret box? Here's what I used:

Hidden Drawer Book Box - ATC Size
Thin Fleur Dresden Borders - Black
Gold Mini Rosette Dresden Borders*

Black silk
Graphic 45's Bird Song
Metal pull

P.S. If you ever want to blackmail me, this definitely isn't hiding in my underwear drawer.

Tuesday, 4 April 2017

Saucy Retro ATC's

April is Dapper Gents month at Alpha Stamps. I'll have some swell fellas over on Pixie Hill later in the month, but over here the ATC's are more depraved, less dapper.

Yeah, I said "meat pole" and it's hysterical.

The sentiments are from my new digital collage sheet of DIRTY WORDS

The retro images are a hoot and come from the Men in Hats ATCs Collage Sheet.

Groovy paper is from Authentique ~ Dapper 6x6 Paper Pad.